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reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.
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Someone who drinks in the shower.
That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.
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Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.
Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.
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a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression
I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary
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"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
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A person who always feels two drinks behind.
"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"
or
"Alcoholic? What's that?"
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The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.
Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.
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