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The satanic ritual that Americans do.
"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"
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I pledge allegiance to Breanne
and to the hoes in mini vans
and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm
One nation,
under her,
indivisible
through cheer
and entertainment for all
When we have cheer first hour I always pledge allegiance to breanne. Cult classic.
Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.
The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.
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A movement that has developed as a reaction against hate and supremacy groups ect.
In it people sware allegience to the human species above that of race,country,religion ect. and to be willing to give there live to the preservation of humanity if needed and to fight anything that tends to devide humans. It teaches that all humans are very closely realted geneticaly and racial diferences are only superfical and that all humans are decended from a group of humans that spread out from africa about two hundred thousand years ago.And that humans face many threats of extenction today and must work to prevent it. That in the fossil 98% of all animals that ever lived have gone extenct.
I am in the allegience to the human species movement.
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when you're too cool to pledge allegiance to the flag alone
i pledge allegiance to the swag mothafuckaaa!
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ur DNA sequence gay allegiance
Absolutely destroys any form of the term "ur mom gay" even the term "ur family reunion homosexual communion". Whenever this phrase is spoken of God himself brings you to hell.
Me: ur family tree LGBT
Friend:*light headache*
Friend:ur family reunion homosexual communion
Me: *goes 20 feet in the air and falls down*
Me: You-you left me no choice bro
Friend: C'mon bro I was joking please don't do this
Me: Ur DNA Sequence gay allegiance
Friend: *fucking explodes and God himself starts crying as all of existence starts to cease*
The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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