Aloha Cowboy is a term used between two gay males when they engage in sexual intercourse. Usually the top says this to the bottom to initiate when he pulls out.
Dude 1: Get it out! It's so big!
Dude 2: Aloha cowboy
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Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.
Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)
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Stabbing someone. This is how people in Albuquerque say "Hello", " Goodbye", and "Thank you".
Frank's in the hospital. Someone gave him the 'ole Albuquerque Aloha.
Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey
Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each otherβs hands to crabwalk.
Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.
A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.
The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.
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words that should never be said on a plane if you happen to be arab even if you are from Hawaii
"bruh my cousin was arrested on his way to Hawaii"
"what did he say"
"aloha snackbar"
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