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An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu
I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day
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Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.
Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."
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A wool bearing llama with big teeth.
Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!
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As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.
Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.
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the second coolest person in the universe
"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"
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an alpaca is a smaller version of a llama. they are fuzzier and they more likly to be hunted for they have more fur. according to my Hero alpacas are so better than llamas which is not true. Llama's can spit! in your face! kangaroos are cool cause they can HOP
Dude my llama is so cooler than your alpaca he can spit.
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1. vodka Happy juice for fun people
2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka
Please bring more baby Alpacas!
Are you Alpaca'n?