Alpha

1) Self-description used by pick-up artists who consider themselves to be superior, dominant males.

2) A rapist.

"Oh look, another alpha is trying to claim it's not rape to have sex with someone too drunk to count their own legs."

"He said that if I want to be an alpha, I should just push on through any last minute resistance she puts up."

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Alphas

The best show on Sci-Fi channel to date! It's like X-men where no one is invincible or overpowered.

"Did you see Alphas this monday?"
"No, I don't get sci-fi channel."
"At what point is someones quality of life low enough that euthenaia becomes warrented?"
"I don't understand the question."
"No, I suppose you don't."
*draws firearm

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alpha

super mega cockblocker simp for everyone else

you are an alpha

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Alpha

Referring to one's dominance over the rest of their friends.

"I'm the alpha now"
"I am the alpha. I've always been the alpha"
"I'm an alpha now"

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Alpha

The Alpha is a sophisticated A.I created by Dr. Leonard Church, who was tortured by his creator to create fragments like Sigma and Omega. He is one of the main characters in Red vs Blue.

Caboose: What does the A stand for?
Alpha: Artificial.
Caboose: Oohhh. What does the I st-
Alpha: Intelligence.
Caboose: What does the A stand for again?
Alpha: *sigh*

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alphaing

When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.

It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise

Her ex-boyfriend walked in and started alphaing over by the the bar.

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alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

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