Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

aluminum digger

A word used by Glozell (glozell1 from Youtube) when explaining "Eenie Meenie" by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber. It means a young version of a gold digger.

That girl talking to all those guys is definitely an aluminum digger.

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Aluminum Overcast

One of the last remaining B-17G Flying Fortress bombers in exsistance. She's kept in the air by the Confederate Air Force, based in Midland, Texas.

Hey, Aluminum Overcast is going to be on display at the air show!

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aluminum foil

A commonly used wrapping substance. It is often used by broke potheads to make a new smoking device in times of need.

Man, I broke my pipe last night! I had to go find some aluminum foil!

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Aluminum Anniversary

AKA a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date.

I'm treating Megan to Hooters tonight for our Aluminum Anniversary!

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Aluminum Fart

When you fart while sitting on an aluminum object, most likely a bench in a park. The fart will be very distinct and sharp, and will get the attention of everyone in the park.

I was watching my kid on the swing set, when I had an aluminum fart! I was so embarassed!

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