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I sent my vaginal ambassador on a diplomatic mission. Translated: I fucked her.
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An Xbox Ambassador is simply volunteer support for the Xbox Community. No, Xbox Ambassadors do NOT work for Microsoft.
Xbox Ambassador: I work for Microsoft, I'll ban you!
Guy1: You don't work for Microsoft.
Guy2: Shut up pussy.
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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me. -Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
Yesterday I wrote to an opponent (who misinterpreted my words): “You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.” Look at the comments to my tweet below. They return this phrase on every occasion. Many of them are apparently bots, but some seem to be humans. How differentiate between them? - Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
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A small plate (normally a bread plate) used to create a small portion of food from your dinner plate for sharing purposes amongst friends, thus preventing awkward plate passes and feeding someone off of your fork.
I couldn’t decide on what to get at the restaurant, but thanks to ambassador plates I tried the fish, the pork and the chicken.
Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”
a position in which the person is responsible for all aspects of crunk in a foreign country; the person is usually nominated by the king of crunk; the ambassador of crunk is expected to raise and uphold high levels of crunk in the given country.
Since he bacame the ambassador of crunk, the level of crunk has risen by 47.3%.
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When you say you're not going to penetrate someone anally, do it anyway, then claim you hadn't afterwards even when presented with proof.
I told him I wasn't ready for it, but when we were going at it I gave him the ol' Russian ambassador . Gaslighting is fun!
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