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Elton John

An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight

Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"

by JGSR September 20, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton Johns

English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. Also, a knight. His best accomplishment is that he is the father of American Idol Contestant and now singer Michael Johns

I'm Elton Johns, father of Micheal Johns

by SuckMyJohns2 January 1, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


elton john

A talented musician who prefers wangs in his bum.

Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.

by Pimpmaster Pete May 19, 2007

77๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton John

1. The white ring of powder which forms around the nostril in which has been used to snort a powdered drug.

2. 'Elton John' can even be used to name the drug itself. In a non-obvious way i.e, code name to use whilst in public.

The term has absolutely no reference to Elton John (the singer), it simply originated from when a group of people were fucked on illegal substances and couldn't name the drug for obvious reasons so they came up with a completely random name to call it. Not so long after, the name spread round different groups of people and soon enough everyone was using the phrase.

1. "Oi babes look at me, yeah yeah fix your elton john, its showing."

2. -"OH SHIT I FORGOT ELTON JOHN, I FUCKING LEFT IT BACK AT HOME.... "
- "nahh for real? you're gonna have to go back man, we need him tonight we're going clubbing!"

by elton juhn June 15, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton John

a famous homosexual piano player who plays with guys as much as he plays the piano.

Elton john played many songs for disney and he is gay..see the connection there..kinda makes you wonder

by Alexa corsova January 25, 2005

161๐Ÿ‘ 269๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019


elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock

elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)

by M. lawrence February 8, 2007

102๐Ÿ‘ 200๐Ÿ‘Ž