Ass

Another word for donkey or

A butt

My ass died.

"Oooohhh look at that ASS! ;)"

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ass

word inserted between an adjective and a noun for seemingly no reason at all

Dude: Man, that's some hot ass bitches!!

Gal: Girl, look at them ugly ass boys!!

Mom: I'm tired of these bad ass kids!!

Teacher: Get ready to take this hard ass test!!

Meteorologist: There's a 30% chance it's gonna be a hot ass day!!

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-ass

Suffix added to adjectives and participles to intensify their meaning. By extention, these words may used as abstract nouns.

Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk streaking down the street like a dumbass!
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.

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That's ass

1-Basically meaning that's really shit, or that isn't good, that's ass is terribly underused in modern day society. People who do use it, use it to express their anger or saddness for a certain event, like running out of beer.

2-Expressing one's feeling for someone telling a lie about a certain event, like running out of beer.

3-Taking notice of someone's ass, and thinking it is good, probably while you're under the infulence of beer.

1-Bill-Yo, dude pass me another can.
Bob- I can't, Ben over there drank it all.
Bill-That's ass, Ben, WHY?

2-Bill-Yo, dude pass me another can.
Bob-I can't, Ben over there drank it all.
Ben-That's ass, why lie.

3-Bill-Hey dude, look at that ass there.
Bob-Now that's ass.
Ben-I want some.

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in the ass

the thing you ask for before your girl pulls out a strap on

in the ass?

yea sure
wait a minute

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this ass

the best thing you’ll lay eyes on

“come get a piece of this ass”

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ass

Originally just the name for the donkey, this word had no filthy connotations until about the late 1700s, early 1800s, when the pronunciation of true (English) word for the backside, "arse", had changed enough to sound much like "ass", seeing as how the English often don't pronounce the "r" when they speak.

To avoid any unwanted baggage associated with the word, the name of the ass was changed to "donkey". As a result, the word "arse" has disappeared from American vocabulary.

Although before World War I they were similar, the British pronunciations of "ass" /æs/ and "arse" /ɑːs/ are now very different.

-"Joe, how do you say donkey in Spanish?"
-"Burro."
-"How would you spell it?"
-"B-U-R-R-O-W."
-"... it seems that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

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