pleasing

A very British way of saying that you enjoy something.

"I really like that sunset." - some American
"I do say, that sunset is quite pleasing." - some Brit

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please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

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please

over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great gratitude or sarcasm.

'what of it please?'
'what were you thinking please?'
'please, get out of my quim please.'

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PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

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Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

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Please?

A way of saying "repeat yourself", or "huh?" in Cincinnati, Ohio. Usually said in combination with a hand held to the ear in a "I can't hear you" fashion.

Man 1: Hey did you see the Bengals game today?
Man 2 (holding his hand to his ear): Please?

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Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

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