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the nerdiest school on the planet that no one has heard of often confused with saint albans. we are really uncool people and proud of it. our vocabulary consists of primarily three words skeet cock and penis because we are also gay.
st. anslems guy: hey wats up
girl:what school do u go
st. anselms guy: Saint anselms's
girl: o u mean saint albans
st. anselms guy: yea...i am smarter than u because thats wat im told
girl: u are a gay nerd
St. anselms guy: skeet penis cock
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a school for kids who have no style, class, or even character. Only NCS bitches would date you guys. SR girls are too much for you to hanlde.
SR girl: Who is that bitch walking around with that loser?
another SR girl: Some bitch from NCS.....
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guy school where the only way they get girls to look at em is letting em free into their dances. No boys schools allowed at dances; would make competition too fierce, cuz the only girls they would be able to hit on are the slutty ncs or holten girls, cuz all the awesome girls (stone ridge DUH!) would be w/ the hottt landon and mater dei guys
st. anselms: this sux. all we got are the ncs girls, and theyll do anything for money. theyre not even hot!
mater dei: you get the sluts, and i get the smart hot ones!!HAHAHA
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Saint Anselm is a private Benedictine liberal arts college located on a hilltop in Manchester, N.H. Saint A's was founded in 1889 by the world's oldest religious order, the Benedictines—a Catholic order. There are approx. 2000 students, with students from 28 states and 21 countries.
Saint Anselm fields 20 men's and women's varsity teams, which compete in NCAA Division II. Member of two Athletic Conferences Division: Northeast-10 and ECAC. Their mascot is a Hawk.
Saint Anselm is also known as "SAC"
I applied to Saint Anselm College, then failed out after the first semester.....
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A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.
Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.
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Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
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Guys at St Anselms Abbey that all wish they attended Prep or Gonzaga. Not to be confused with STA, aka St Albans.
Try to get girls but always end up wit Visitation.
Don't know how to party. Anselms party = half a bottle of bacardi and 12 guys
Girl: Wanna come to a party tonight?
Anselms guy: Yeah! After I study for only 7 hours. Oh and I have to get back by 9.
Girl: Omg you go to Anselms! Ew never mind. Let me get some Prep ass
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