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Nortern Irish modern Classic Rock band influenced by Led Zeppelin and Free. The best band out there at the moment. It is a disagrace to all humanity that while crap like Wolfmother are given credit for bringing back Classic Rock The Answer go unnoticed.
"Wolfmother are so cool!!!"
"Yeah but they're Australian hosers, check out The Answer... real Classic Rock!"
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A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.
Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.
A young semi to moderately attractive girl who will go around to the smarter kids and start flirting, hugging, etc, with them, in attempt to finish their incomplete homework.
Student: "Dude, why do you let Haley whore answers off of you in Geometry."
Geek: I like the attention, and I guess she is a great answer whore."
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A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.
Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:
How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?
Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:
Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?
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An expression for "wrong" or "I don't think so."
WOMAN: Where were you all night?
MAN: At the club.
WOMAN: Wrong answer. You was with another woman. My aunt saw you and followed you to her house. Thank God her car wasn't noticeable.
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a person who engages in the act of almost giving an answer to a question but never actually does. Usually resulting in frustration of the answer teasee.
Charlie had the answer to my very deep, emotion-laden question on the tip of his tongue, but he decided to provoke me by responding with "Nothing." He is such an answer tease! Grrr...
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A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.
Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.
Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!
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