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To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".
Let's antique his sleeping ass.
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To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face
whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.
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The act of a young man looking for a cougar to sleep with.
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Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.
He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.
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Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.
Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.
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An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.
Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.
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While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.
That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.
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