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antiquing

Antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. Sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.

Let's go antiquing tonight!

by Ericandstuff November 23, 2007

118๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 22, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Antique

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

by Clevername16 November 8, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


antiquing

The act of a young man looking for a cougar to sleep with.

Are you antiquing tonight?

by roninsteven April 19, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


antiquing

Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.

He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.

by kleerwater June 13, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Antiquing

Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.

Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.

by nicknc001214 January 23, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. March 17, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž