Get wifi anywhere you go

a copy pasta meme

Get wifi anywhere you go, HOL UP.

Anywhere I Damn Well Please

Anywhere I Fucking Well Please

White store clerk: Ma'am. You can't park here

Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!

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I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere

Pretty much. Somebody’s got to save me, UrbanDictionary Jews.

I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere.

get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

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i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.