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branyan apologist

The branyan apologist uses as many non-points as possible in the most amount of comment space and is impervious to self-contradiction. Someone that rambles, asks off topic questions as statements, never gives a straight answers, verbose but says nothing important. Never uses a brain to communcate.

He blogged all day like a branyan apologist and said nothing noteworthy confusing his audience with gibberish.

by Jimoeba February 1, 2018


Marcos Apologist

A person, usually of Filipino heritage, who relativizes the dictatorial rule of Ferdinand Marcos, president of the Philippines between 1965 and 1986. Marcos, elected for 6 years, created a martial law dictatorship. The result was a brutal 20-year regime responsible for the systematic terrorizing, torture and death of approx. 85,000 citizens. Critics were murdered, newspapers censored, and thousands disappeared without a trace, never to be found. Marcos and his wife Imelda were also proven to have plundered circa 10 billion US dollars from the nation's coffers. Ultimately, the clan was ousted during the People Power Revolution of 1986, after the military cut ties with the dictator.

In 2022, millions of young voters were duped and brainwashed by the clan into believing that the Marcos era was one of golden opportunity and economic growth, by means of denial, fake news, paid troll accounts and terrifying historic revisionism.

A Marcos Apologist goes to great lengths to downplay or even deny the events and repercussions of the Marcos dictatorship, many of which influence the Philippine nation to this day. He/She is typically either too young to have experienced the terror of the regime, or used to be a loyal crony during the Marcos presidency. Such apologists are recognized by their lack of critical thinking, determination to glorify or rationalize the brutal regime, and/or by their willingness to downplay even the worst deeds of the Marcos days.

My colleague told me he doesn't believe that Ferdinand Marcos Sr. killed tens of thousands. He says, his presidency was a glorious era for the Philippines. He even told me Marcos never stole any money from the nation. I can't believe it. I'm working alongside a Marcos Apologist.

The biggest Marcos Apologist of them all? Bongbong Marcos, the son of the dictator, himself a thief, grafter and corrupt monster.

by Mandrayke May 29, 2022

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Rape apologist

1. A person who defends acts of rape, usually by claiming that rape is not a serious crime or that people do not need to give consent to sex.

2. (informal) Any person who suggests that women may be able to take precautions to reduce their chances of being raped, such as carrying a concealed weapon for self defense or avoiding places where crime is likely while alone at night.

"This crazy bitch called me a rape apologist when I wrote an article about how people can stay safe on a night out"

by Speedyblupi June 26, 2016

186๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sakurai Apologist

A nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that Masahiro Sakurai (Creator of Super Smash Bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.

Things a Sakurai Apologist would say

1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"

2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.

3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."

4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"

by Nintenda April 14, 2015

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Technoblade Apologist

A very cool person. Anarchy Lover. Pig Man Stan

Someone: Hey why are you a technoblade apologist?
Technoblade Apologist: Potato Man

by pasquiggles May 27, 2021

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Rape apologist

Someone who doesn't appreciate the gravity of rape or believes the victim of rape bears some responsibility in bring raped

Bukky stop being a rape apologist and address the issue for as it is

by Agba June 16, 2020

34๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joker apologist

An individual that believes so heavily that they relate to the Joker from the Batman series to the point they make it a part of their persona. These individuals will take a picture of themselves in Joker themed makeup and set it as their profile picture on Facebook. They also tend to relate to anything involving the Joker's psyche even if their real life in no way has anything in common to the character.Not all Joker apologist are incels but a good number of them tend to be.

Me: Why the hell is Nathaniel using the picture of his last years Joker costume as his profile picture?

Stu: Yeah hes been going through a weird phase ever since he saw that Joker movie, he feels that he relates to the character... He has become a Joker apologist.

by N.K Washingston May 25, 2023