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The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".
Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.
Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."
"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."
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the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.
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A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy
Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on
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Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.
Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."
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An arrangement a woman makes with a partner to receive fellatio.
I don't want you playing with my pussy like it's a violin or a flute, I want you to get in there and eat it like a buffet. That's what the Zozo appointment is for.
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A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.
Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.
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when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck
Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight