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The sorcerers apprentice

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, Iโ€™m feeling cagey

by Jhinks January 15, 2023


Web Apprentice

A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.

Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"

Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"

by Customer Disservice Rep October 29, 2009


Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 2, 2012


WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021


WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021


tattoo apprentice

The bitch of the tattoo shop. The person who answers phones, costantly does bitch work, cleans up after everyone including theirselves and gets paid $0. A tattoo apprentice can be male or female, either way you're still a bitch, & expected to be at the shop open to close every single day of operation. Tattoo apprenticeships can be short, or they can be long. They can last a year, or 10 years, or however long your mentor feels like you need, to become a suitable tattoo artist. Through and around all of the bitch work you will learn the fine art of tattooing. When your apprenticeship is complete, you will have earned the title of being a real "tattoo artist" & you will be among the coolest people in the world, besides hair stylists, which are at the top of top cool list.

I'm tired of answering the phones, & cleaning, we need a tattoo apprentice.

by Youalreadyknowthetruth April 21, 2015

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Apprentice Boy

The Apprentice boy is -Much- alike the Jester Boy taking after him in almost every concept, even in leadership. He is less inclined to sacrifice his digity for laughs, and is far less witty than the Jester Boy, having trouble in arguements, and being even more easy to break down than the Goblin Boy, even so, the Goblin Boy and the Apprentice Boy are mortal enemies, and are only bound together by Cauliflower Boy and the Burnouts ring leader, Jester Boy. Despite this, Apprentice boy holds the same relations power, bringing the Burnouts more allied groups.

"Jester boy, Goblin boy.. Cauliflower Boy.. Where is Apprentice Boy?" Asked Robert.

"Oh, He's in class Finishing up work. He'll be back soon, most likely near Jester Boy."

by Nicholas Burr November 28, 2007

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