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metal-archives

metal-archives (also known as Encyclopaedia Metallum: Metal Archives) is a user-edited website, established in 2002, which purports to be a heavy metal-focused database. Although the site has garnered a reputation over the years for being "elitist" and "strict" on what can/cannot be included, many bands listed there are actually folk, ambient, industrial, gothic rock and other "headbang worthy" music their site "rules" forbade, otherwise. When you couple this with the secretive personalities of those who moderate/administer everything over there, Metal Archives has the same credibility (and "metal-bility") as Milli Vanilli by the end of the day.

METALHEAD: Metal forums should not be run like a fascist regime! And some metalcore/nu-metal shit is making it beyond the radar here? Fuck it, I'm finding another site to frequent that is actually METAL, not "metal-archives".

HERR WITCHER: I dub thee Dursted, then!

METALHEAD: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

HERR WITCHER: When we ban people from our specialz metal site, it is called dursting, like Fred Durst.

METALHEAD: For a metal site, you have an awfully strange fixation with Fred Durst!

by SaturnsSon May 5, 2009

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archive bang

When you have sex with a person, then have sex with one or more different people after that and then at some point have sex with that original person again.
archive archived

"John is busy with an archive bang tonight."

by Gspot860 June 28, 2012


Archive Lodge

The Archive is a brotherhood founded by Jesse, Hunter, and Tyler. This Group is a brotherhood started in late 2019 and early 2020. Archive is an invite only group so there is just no automatically getting in. Too join Archive you have to submit a request to start the initiation process. This fraternal like group isn’t a religion. You can believe in whatever you want as long as you believe in god you can get in. Everything done and said within Archive is talked through behind closed doors, no outsiders can hear what goes on within Archive. People in Archive don’t discuss anything that goes on to the outside world, as their ceremony’s and meetings are all kept in secrecy.

Random Person: What is the Archive Lodge?

Archive: We are a fraternal/ Lodge type of group. We call ourselves a brotherhood.

Random Person: That’s cool! How do I join the Archive?

Archive: You have to submit a request to start your initiation.

Random Person: What goes on within the Archive?

Archive: What goes on within the Archive stays in the Archive. I couldn’t tell you because your not a brother. You would have to be apart to find out.

Random Person: When can I put in my request to join?

Archive: At any time. Good luck with your initiation!

by Archive Lodge February 13, 2020


metal-archives

A website that defines bands by naming their genre and other such information; thus immortalising this information and making it final.

People visit this site then think they become the TRU MASTAS OF METAL!!!111 because they can read that Pig Destroyer are Grindcore.

Internet guy 1: Dude Cannibal Corpse are pretty good.
Internet guy 2: lol no i dunt like gore metal.
Internet guy 1: CC is death metal.
Internet guy 2: ermm dont fink so metal-archives said it's death/gore metal so there not death metal idiot!

by Beeth January 17, 2006

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Web Archive

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored.

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored calls web archive

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013


archiving

When you are in deep thought on things and situations that has occurred and thinking about the next plan of action on handlling it.

While I was walking past her block, I saw my friend archiving real deep about what had happened on yesterday. I know her brain is got to be burning right about now.

by beewonderful April 15, 2010

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message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed

Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.

by Hercolena Oliver July 8, 2010

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