kids in different area codes

The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.

Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."

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area code brand

During sex of any type, have your accomplice knock your bitch out by hitting her in the head. Then, engrave your area code, (and make it permanent) on her pubic region.

my area code brand will be on that bitch forever

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The four digit area code

A cleaned-up euphemism for Hell, mostly used in polite company; or around children.

Whoa, that work week was from the four digit area code!

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The four digit area code

A cleaned-up euphemism for Hell, mostly used in polite company.

Whoa, that work week was from the four digit area code!

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Area code number neighbor

When someone has the same phone number as you, but a different area code

Brad: What’s your number Karly?
Karly: (772)567-9899
Brad: We’re Area code number neighbors! Mine is (408)567-9899

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dodgeball corollary to the area code rule

If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.

We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!

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