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Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
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when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.
"wagwan whats up your ass today?"
"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"
"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"
It is a philosophical movement to confront the system and the establishment to restore the aristocracy to the status quo.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
Aristocratic Movement is the beginning of the reconquest. Unlike contemporary think-tanks, it is focused on praxis.
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An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light
I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.
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The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*
Nigel: My Word!
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In a time of chaos, corruption and decadence, a group of aristocrats appears who, indignant with the unfolding of Liberal Democracy, rise to power and challenge the status quo. The tripartition of power, the state bureaucracy and the current constitution are dissolved, and replaced by aristocrats through a provisional state. The usurious and corrupt political and economic class are penalized and the regeneration of society begins. High culture, fine arts, refinement, virtue, freedom, moral values, spirituality, tradition, the intrinsic value of work, discipline and hierarchy are restored. Last but not least, spurious modern and bourgeois ideologies are constantly being fought: economic liberalism and cultural liberalism (progressivism), fascism, socialism/communism, liberal conservatism/oligarchy, anarchy, populism, constitutional monarchy and democracy.
The aristocratic restoration is the epic battle between light and darkness.