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A very bad misspelling of the word always, found in the definition for Jake. I mean, seriously, it's not even a plural, just the word always!
Person 1 (in a letter): I will alway's love you James.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.
The depressed Persian tow-truck man's favorite line.
"It gets bad, then it gets worse, then it gets worse, then i fall 100,000 feet onto pile of razors, and i ask ""Why god?"" and he pours lemon juice on me. Always." - dpressed Persian tow-truck man.
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Womens idea of a somewhat long time.
her: "I'll always wait for you!"
him: "Sweet. I'll be outa here in about 10 years."
other him: "So... your place, or mine?"
her: "yours, mine needs... cleaning"
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A extreamly useful and powerful word that is used in the English language. The ultimate positive answer and always will be.
Man 1: Are you playing sports again?
Man 2: Always
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Cheap. Jewish. Will do anything for money. Someone who wouldn't lend you a dime if you begged for it.
William is so always. I once saw him stealing pennies from the wishing well at the Mall.
Come on, $5 a cover, you always bastard.
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1: Statistically probable.
2: More than 50% of the time.
1: Those guys always mess up.
2: Im always tired .
3: My dad is always right.
4: She is always angry.
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