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Hell

A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
*man screams*
Out of nowhere: In the Navy...

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

6217๐Ÿ‘ 1256๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hell

A town in Norway.

I got a greeting card from a friend. It said, "Greetings from Hell, wish you were here!"

by Atomic Chainsaw November 25, 2003

3047๐Ÿ‘ 610๐Ÿ‘Ž


hell

A computer equipped with Windows 95 and missing the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys.

"NOOOO!!! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! DAMN!! THE BUTTONS ARE GONE!!! NOOOOOO! 7|-|15 15 |\|07 L337!!!1"

by Trypno July 30, 2004

4203๐Ÿ‘ 930๐Ÿ‘Ž


hell

Hell is a word that originated from a Viking religion. The Teutonic Goddess of the Dead and the underworld was named Hel, she was the daughter of Loki. Another โ€œLโ€ was added to her name, and for reasons unknown โ€œHellโ€ came to be a word that would substitute several different ideas and places in the bible.

Hell should not be in the bible at all. Hell means whatever word the translator put Hell in place of in the manuscript they were rendering. Originally it substituted Hades and Sheol, which is fine because they both mean the same thing, (the grave) only in two different languages. But Hell came to take on meanings derived from Greek mythology and other pagan ideas. Hell began to substitute other places that were completely different than Sheol and Hades, like Gehenna and Tartarus. But the definition of the word hell in most cultures is โ€œto coverโ€ or โ€œto conceal.โ€ (Which goes along with Sheol and Hades.)

Hell and Hellfire are deceptive words. When hell is used to indicate fire in the bible it is referring to Gehenna, a place of destruction, not a common grave of mankind, which Hades and Sheol both mean.

The Old English dialect spoke of โ€œhellingโ€ potatoes. This did not mean to roast them in fire, but meant to put them in the ground.

Hell cannot be Gehenna, โ€œthe unquenchable fireโ€ if it is also Hades, because โ€œthe Lake of Fireโ€ is the same place that Jesus described as Gehenna, and Hades is going to be thrown into โ€œthe lake of fireโ€ upon the second death. So most bibles indicate that โ€œthe Lake of Fireโ€ is going to be thrown into โ€œthe Lake of Fire!โ€ Revelation 20:14 Destruction into destruction? That doesnโ€™t make any sense. The point of that scripture is that death and all that is bad, even the place of the dead, are going to be destroyed. So you can see the common inaccuracy and inconsistencies of the usage of Hell in the bible.

How can you rightly substitute four different words that have different meanings with one word, unless you intend on misleading people to believe that these four different places are the same place?

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: (note: for โ€œhellโ€ - original literature read โ€œGehennaโ€)

And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. (note: for "hell" original literature read "Hades")

For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;
(note: for "hell" original literature read โ€œTartarusโ€)

I made the nations to shake at the sound of his fall, when I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit: (note: for "hell" โ€“ original literature read "Sheol")

by coupedehill September 23, 2009

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Hell

word used at the start of a southerner's sentence.

Hell,I think those chickens are just trying to get eaten.

by Matt Wentzel January 21, 2008

368๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral

Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

2917๐Ÿ‘ 702๐Ÿ‘Ž


the hell with it

Forget it

Ah, the hell with it!

by kim November 6, 2003

67๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž