ASAP

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

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ASAP

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

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ASAP-

Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.

That country club bitch is a real ASAP-

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ASAP

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

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ASAP

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')

Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.

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ASAP

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

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ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

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