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This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
when a fat girl wears tight pants but only the ass hangs down so it looks like there is a clump of shit in her pants
look that fat bitch has fart ass
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1. A person who fart asses around...Lazy fat slob
Get of your but fart ass
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The mixture of dog poop and pizza hut breadsticks when you are drunk........... the breadsticks can be substituted for Taco Bell Ranchero sauce!
OH my god it smells like fart ass in here!
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A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney
shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.
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1 can of french onion soup
1 clove of garlic
dash of salt and pepper
2 tsp of worcestershire sauce
1 can of beans for extra gas.
Heat contents into stove top pan for 20 minutes and enjoy.
within an hour you will pass gas like no tommorrow.
Man you stink, what did you eat Fart Ass Soup?
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To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.