gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

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your ass is grass

you're gonna get pounded

If you do that one more time Prescott, your ass is grass

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Your ass is grass

I’m gonna pound you. 😡😡

If you do that one more time prescott, your ass is grass

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My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass

"Oh shit, my ass is grass"

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ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

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ass to the grass

The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG

Bob: *quarter squatting 225*

Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*

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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

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