An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.
Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider
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it means
Deku has a$$ hair
Almost like grass hair
Does he have a$$ hair like his hair?
Deku has green a$$ hair in his hair!
anime ass hair.
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it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin
oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck
Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky
Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.
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When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it
Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut
A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"
"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"
by asianboi 14 January 2021