laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

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Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

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talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

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freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.

"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"

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get your ass off your shoulders

This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.

"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"

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ass show off

means; a group of women, laying down on the beach with their ass showing.

Hey Kyle, an ass show off has started, let's go check to see which one has a better ass.

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Laugh My Off Ass

LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass

Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO

*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*

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