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Waffle Ass

The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.

Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.

We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor

by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009

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waffle ass

An ass with the scar that looks resembles a waffle of a tic tac toe board due to a second degree burn.

Damn that girl has a waffle ass.... so hot

by sunshinebaby May 9, 2004

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Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 19, 2020


Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.

‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.

by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 24, 2022


Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018