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Assholism

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way

"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"

by Weatherholt April 20, 2016

60๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


assholes

ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.

the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.

by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008

559๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assholism

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!

I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!

by Becky Lewis Skywatcher January 3, 2019


assholism

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.

Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.

by mjboogie November 21, 2006

316๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


'the' asshole

1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong

She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much

by refriedbiff August 17, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assholitis

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

by xicana xingona June 1, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž