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Person who does not believe in anal sex.
Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest
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An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.
Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
Hey look it's athiest jesus.
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The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.
Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
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a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
people who dont believe in gods
athiest: thank god I'm an athiest
other dood: KOWALSKI ANALYSIS
Doesn't believe in any Social Ideology like Popularism (The idea that you need to be rich and look a certain way and have hella friends and be self-centered to be on top and for happiness and believe they are superior to those below them solely because of 1 thing they have over the other person) or Bandism (The idea you need to do everything opposite of the populism ideology). A Social Athiest believes in just being himself and doesn't let anyone tell them what they have to be or what they can do they are happy with whatever lifestyle they have and have faith that life will get better without the need to be jealous or greedy, unlike the popularism ideology. Social Athiest belives both popularism and bandism are both morally wrong and believes in just being real. NOTE Social Athiest is NOT the same as religion athiest. Famous celebrities who are social Athiest were Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Muhammad Ali, 2pac, Phil Collins,John F Kennedy, Donald Trump, Flo-Rida, Big Sean
I don't dig with popularism I don't overthrow my friends like that Im social Athiest bro Im a real mf here