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energy auditing

using rule of thumb methods, as opposed to detailed engineering, to estimate unmeasurable savings

"Hey Gus, what's energy Auditing?"

"We had energy auditers come round yesterday. They're gunna save us millions."

"But your electricity bill is only 200 bucks a year"

by Mat Moore May 15, 2006

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Compliance audit

A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.

My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine

by Pippi scragbag January 18, 2012

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Infernal audit

The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.

This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.

by Shizuma January 9, 2008

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On Site Audit

The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.

Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.

Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

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Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022


region band auditions

An attempt to humiliate and test the mental stability of band students by putting them in high pressure situations and forcing them attempt to play etudes that have negative effects on the students physical and/or mental well-being.

The presdident can't be under that much stress, it's not like he has region band auditions or anything.

by bandbandbandbandband December 11, 2010

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auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

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