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A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.
My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine
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The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.
This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.
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The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.
Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.
Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.
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A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
An attempt to humiliate and test the mental stability of band students by putting them in high pressure situations and forcing them attempt to play etudes that have negative effects on the students physical and/or mental well-being.
The presdident can't be under that much stress, it's not like he has region band auditions or anything.
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To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.
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Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil
Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions
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