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The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
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Plates that have been in the avetard sink way too long and and have developed mold due to being unwashed for weeks. When this happens, one of the avetards will just throw the bitch out of because the shit looks embarassing and they don't want to deal with that shit anymore.
Yo bruh, I found the avetard plates in the avetard sink and they looked fucking gross so I just threw them out in the avetard trash can.
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The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
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NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.
Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.
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When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.
Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now
The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.
One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."
I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.
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