Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!