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A game you play in bed with the one you truly love. (Exclude same-sex lovers)
Play some badminton with your pussy.
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A synonym for a horrible sport the gives dumb poeple confidence just because they are awesome at a gay activity.
Dude, if you think badminton is a sport, you are seriously retarded.
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Hey are you playing badminton?
Yes I am itโs the shit version of tennis
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1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.
2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"
2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
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Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"
Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"
Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.
Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
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Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their โdaddies moneyโ kids or โI eat dirtโ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the โgay zebra says gay rightsโ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know thatโs load of toss pot, Olivia.
Olivia: omg youโre a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu
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Possibly the ugliest shit-hole in England possibly the world. Full of Chaves, neeks and old people
Hey do you want to come round my house
Sure where do you live
Badminton
Fuck off
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