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A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.
Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.
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Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.
Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.
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It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.
Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.
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“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.
Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.
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When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.
I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.
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Art of creating a relationship with a women. Meeting a girl is spotting the ingredients. Introducing yourself and/or talking to her for the first time is buying the ingredients. Putting the cake in the oven is when your "talking" with a girl. Taking the cake out is dating a girl. Eatting the cake is doing anything sexual with a girl. Little bits are kissing and making out. Decent bite is a makeout session/ dry humping/a lot of physical body contact/fingering. Eatting half of the cake is receiving/performing oral sex. Eatting the whole cake is having sexual intercourse. Very simple, but can become extremely creative and easy to use.
"Hey bro, whats up with that girl? you baking a cake?"
"lol yea bro its still in the oven. ima take it out in a couple weeks."
"dope dope im already eatting my cake dog"
"hahaha nice nice"
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