cherry bakewell

To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.

Pin him down and I will give him a cherry bakewell.

Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.

Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).