vt, to pine for someone so badly that when you see them, you nut on them and cover them with your honey.
I missed my girl so badly, when she finally showed up at my apartment I gave her some baklava in the first five minutes.
A girl who is objectively a 10/10, usually of a middle-eastern origin.
Yo, look at he baklava! I´m gonna marry her one day.
A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends