Nader Balan

It's an adjective for a person who just doesn't wants to die. Usually is bold and old. He may grow ear hair. And would most probably teach Arabic classes.

Me: You're such a Nader Balan
My Grandma: Nooo Im still young

Balane

Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.

I think that guy's acting like a Balane