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Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017


ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!

the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!

by michael foolsley August 18, 2010

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Ballpark Frank

When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.

Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH

by sonic_knx September 26, 2010

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Ballpark Hot Dog

while fucking a woman doggy-style: when you are about to cum, you pull out and sandwich your penis between her buttcheeks, thus creating the image of a hot dog in a bun and expel your seed all over her lower back.

friend1: yo man i gave that girl a ballpark hot dog at the party last night! it was sick!
friend2: No wayyyyy dude! im so proud of you! *high five*

by dave. the man August 8, 2011


Double header in different ballparks

When one has sex with two partners in one day

Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.

by Chili Peanut February 24, 2019

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Reverse Ballpark

A sexual act where the female will jack a man off with the lips of her vagina, rather than with her ass cheeks in the ballpark.

"Baby, turn around and give me reverse ballpark."

Mijo: So what's new with you?
Tripas: Not much, just got some reverse ballpark last night.

"After winning the baseball game, Johnny went home and got reverse ballparked in honor of his win."

by Tripas12 August 21, 2011


Ballpark Frank

A sexual act which involves a man sticking his penis between a womanโ€™s FUPA particularly after sheโ€™s built up a sweat (extra seasoning)

Hey Charles howโ€™d it go last night?

She took me out to the ball game, she gave me a Ballpark Frank!

by Lord Tuggington III January 23, 2021