balls to the face

a lovely expression perfected by laynie.
it is used when you are pissed or when you want to say it.
usually said when balls are taking to the face, when a mans genitalia is flown in an upward direction towards a male or females face, usually causing pleasureful pain.
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Laynie: BALLS TO THE FACE!!

lorraine: what the hell are you talking about slut?

laynie: you suck.

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Balls in your face

An expression of resentment against, or dissatisfaction with, any living or non-living thing; a term meant to conjure feelings of disgust within the intended target; something said when one acknowledges that there's nothing they can do to remediate a bad situation.

First you tell me to come back with ID. I come back with ID and then you trek me I need to present my birth certificate. Now I'm back with those items and even brought my passport, and now you say you need to see my electric bill as proof of residence??? Yknow what? Balls in your face.

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Balls in my face

A super rad experience.

Last night I was balls in my face, I had such a blast (all over my face)!

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Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

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Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.

1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.

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ball sack of shit face

my ball sack and shit in yer face

u wanna honk a luggie ball sack of shit face pussy fartin cum guzzeling gutter slut....haha

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