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person 1: How do you feel?
person 2: I'M ROLLING BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.
Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.
a phrase spout out by a lesbian liza minelli in the middle of a random interview and is now slightly a meme
jack: ballz to you!
joe: wtf?
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The phrase originates from the video game 'Fortinite' and the disease, ligma, that it was rumored to give players such as Ninja. The popular Twitch streamer was said to have died from ligma though, it was revealed that he actually did survive the disease. However, his battle with ligma resulted in him having "Fortnite Ballz." Out of respect, players "T-posed" to commemorate Ninja's battle with ligma.
Now "Fortnite Ballz" is a saying usually expressed at random to induce respect. When it's used as an adjective it refers to a player's dedication to the game ('Fortnite'), resulting in them having "Fortnite Ballz."
Note: Only dom fems, alpha males, sigmas, and top dogs can use this term. If a sussy baka uses this term they will be fined 3000 V-Bucks and 1 million Ballsy Bucks.
Example 1
(your friend is disrespecting you)
Friend: "Your honestly not that good at Pizza Factory Tycoon, and I have more Robux than you."
You: "Fortnite Ballz."
Friend: "I am so sorry for my disrespect you are such as sigma and I am just a sussy baka."
You: *Hits take the L dance to assert dominance*
Example 2
(You and your friend are playing Fortnite and get clapped by a goated player)
Friend: "Dang we only got 37th, that guy quick clapped us."
*You and your friend spectate the other player*
You:" This guy is actually kind of good"
Friend:"Yea he must have Fortnite Ballz."
Example 3
(you're walking down the school hallway)
You: "Fortnite Ballz"
*The whole school immediately bows down to you and elects you as supreme leader*
1. A sweaty, wart-covered scrotum. Often itchy and painful at times. Slater Ballz is contagious through transfer of sweat from the balls.
2. often used as a form of goodbye
1. Dude, I got these sweaty warts all over my sack! said Curcio. Dude!!! You have Slater Ballz!!! exclaimed Mike.
2. Slater Ballz Craig!
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When you're blue balled to the point when your balls swell up and turn red. When you finally DO release your load the orgasm is 10x more powerful than SSJ4 Goku's Kamehameha Wave and will likely blow the recipiet a few feet back. Named after the Dragon Balls on the famous tv show Dragon Ball Z.
Goku-Yeah, Chi-Chi gave me a total case of the Dragon Ballz lastnight and i totally unleashed the dragon on her ass.
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older guy that lusts college chicks
Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.
Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.
Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.
Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.
Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz