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Baltimore....the greatest city in america...well thats what the benches tell me but you should see the people who sit on them. I BELIEVE this is the city that does'nt know how to read.
Baltimore is more fun than Havre de Grace.
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As long as you stay north of North Avenue, you will be fine. There, private schools, Universities and well off people abound. Just stay in the southern part of Baltimore County, or the Northern part of Baltimore city.
Oh yeah, the home of lacrosse too.
All the rich people live in north Baltimore.
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Maryland's largest city. It's more of a piece of shit than Annapolis. Has the highest crime rate, and HIV infection rate in the United States. It's filthy, and you cant buy anything without it being stolen.
Basically, if you live in Baltimore, you suck because Baltimore sucks.
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Home of Edgar Allen Poe, Babe Ruth, the shot tower, Lexington market, Dru hill, and Druid hill park. when people envision Baltimore they see the Wire.They are partly right.
The city has it's share of "corner boys" but what place doesn't? There's lots to love about baltimore and that's putting crab cakes at the bottom of the list .You have the hard hitting ravens whose defense is capable of stopping some of the league's greatest offenses. Did you know tupac lived in baltimore for sometime? yup, he went to the Baltimore school for the arts. Along with Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Then there Marble hill along Druid Hill Avenue, all of the stairs of the row homes are marble.
Baltimore is a great place to live and visit just go and see
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A place that if you live there sucks ass
Baltimore is like an ipod, it sucks ass
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where all of the leftovers are. thats right, where your lost socks, missing pens, and general weird or simply random-ass people end up.
You will see and experience the most random shit just walking down the street. 11:00 o'clock @ night? the streets are deserted, except for 1 or 2 sketchy men roaming... most likely coming from north ave or the blocks past eutaw place. At night its your very own 28 days later. roll up your windows, Propecia is hot on the prawl (see youtube in case your not familiar with that-of the propecia). Hawking a ride is the third most frequent mode of transportation next to riding the bus and stealing bikes. if your under 21, your fucked. I'm sorry. Bars and Power Plant Live are the only remenents of nightlife here since hammerjacks closed down. hey, at least there's still bmore club music and the spongebob dance.
Leftovers go to Baltimore. I.E. MICA and Hopkins people. its limbo on the northeast coast.
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reasons why people love the city...
1. essex
2. dundalk
3. STDS
4. murders
5. o'malley
6. mediocre restaurant scene
7. O's (when was the last time they won)
8. footplayers that commit murders and get away with it...something in common with OJ
blah.
i'm from baltimore. i'm so cool. i shop at wet seal.
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