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Thrustido Bandito

Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.

El Thrustido Bandito rides again.

by Thrusty Savage May 5, 2007


Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009


Charlito Bandito

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

by Broken Hipster May 9, 2011

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Scarlet Bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 30, 2018


frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 15, 2006

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crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017


the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost December 2, 2015