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(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.
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the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts
She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.
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a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA
Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA
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A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".
Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?
Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.
The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets
Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet
Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(
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The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.
Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.
Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.
Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.
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A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.
Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!
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