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A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.
Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.
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A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
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Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real
Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider
Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
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A Fart.
background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
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joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
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Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
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