bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

Goes like a barn door in a storm

Is sexually very energetic and enjoys sex + + +. Think of a barn door banging away in a storm and you will get the picture. Used in reference to the female sex ie

How is Debs in bed?
She goes like a barn door in a storm ;)))
You lucky bugger!

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Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.

Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.

Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.

"David was amazed by that barn door."

Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.

Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"