Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
Old Irish clan - known for their spelling oversight and cryptic English. Despite their shortcomings to punctuate properly, they have a sponge like memory and a plethora of knowledge in horticulture and architecture. Please don't mistaken them for the crustaceans.
Mr. Barnicle caused a ripple effect of mishaps due to a missing comma.