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An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.
I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.
A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.
Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."
People who are loosely throwing the word plant-based around who food shame and criticize others for eating meat when they used to.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
Plant-basers are people who once ate a ton of meat but now believe they have a right to food shame others because they no longer do.
dont understand the basics
If someone says something simple and you dont get it.. you're a baser. Wow your a baser!
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A group of horny teens in highschool that can only get "butt" from girls that are lower classmen. Usually the leader of the baser gang is named Chad or Thad. Known out the whole group to get most of the "butt" while others like De just sit on the side lines like he did during basketball season.
De: who tryna throw some neck for the boys?
Chad: exactly for the boys who are in baser gang.
Chad: when you get some neck that's not from a 9th grader then you can be in baser gang.
De: ....
1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.
2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.
Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!
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Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.
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