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MY LITERAL BEST FRIEND- LIKE SHES AMAZING STUNNING GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ETC- SHES A BIG BRAIN GIRL. SQUARE UP IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, WE’LL KIDNAP YOUR INTESTINES AND ORGANS. ISTG SHES AMAZING 🐓🖐🏻 LUV HER TO DEATH XOXO
me: basil is my best friend-
my friends: *them annoyed that I’m telling them this for the 5th time today* just stfu-
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a name for a boy that indicates they are of the sensitive nature; typically likes reading and the arts...a right side of the brain type of person; pulls off the soft boy aesthetic with ease. Has soft slightly curled hair that smells like mint. Wardrobe consists of knitted, oversized sweaters. Is not fragile about their masculinity. Is someone you can go on adventures with or spend the entire day lounging around, Basils have a way of bringing a tender touch of life into any scenario.
After ten years of marriage, still remains the cute husband you met when you were 17. Looks very cute grocery shopping and sorting through the organic market's fresh selection of herbs. Make you love domestic life because as stated earlier, can literally add life to any situation.
If you know a Basil, throw away all preconceived notions and marry him (regardless of your gender).
Girl: My husbando took me to an art museum for our twentieth anniversary. Afterwards, we listened to some lofi pop in cafe while it rained outside.
Girl 2: Cheryl, you guys are 40 but it's sweet you guys still date like teenagers in 2020.
Girl 1: Well my husband is such a Basil. He loves nostalgia and I love him.
Girl 2: Well this explains why your son is named Basil Jr.
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An urgent urge to take a shit when not in the homely environment. Urgent in the sense that a hand is required to push it up to stop the shit from coming out. For example in a mall or University.
Bruv, what the hell was in that curry. I went to work and I had some next level basil.
That Immodium worked wonders on that basil.
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Indian tech support person, will rape small children as a hobby and forgets his Nandos chips at Tunzafun.
'Oh look! it's a Basill on the phone for you, says he needs your social security number to fix your laptop'
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Basil: It's a boy!
Since 1880, a total of 9,954 boys have been given the name Basil while we have no record of any girls being named Basil.
Basil is an awesome boy
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To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.
Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.
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Basil is a word you can call someone if you do not feel the need to say their real name, you could just replace their name with Basil. Just a casual saying around the Hampshire region, but let's get the nation involved!
you alright Basil?
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